The Fortnightly Delightfully Brief, Pithy And Wholly Idiosyncratic Newsletter - July 1, 2012, Volume 1, Edition 12

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In This Issue:

- Define 'Safe'...

- The TSA Big TWIC Lie

- Circle The Drain

- Urgings

Excerpt from "Define 'Safe'...

Delightfully Brief. The dog days of summer are upon Washington early -- even without Sirius rising. The only thing serious happening has been the continuation of The Recalcitrants, a long-running soap opera on cable television starring the dullwitted minions and knuckle-dragging oafs of the Transportation Security Administration. Yet again, the TSA insulted the Congress. Some will recall how it has stood up the Congress on several occasions and just not appeared. Its leaders went to the famous Woody Allen School of Philosophy and learnt that 90% of life is showing up and then perverted even that. Just as well, one supposes. The TSA would simply have repeated The Lie and told how well it is doing keeping America "safe." The TSA has a habit of telling The Lie and defending itself through its mouthpiece, the risible former FBI-hack show director Airport Johnny Pistole or his producer, the Rosa Krebs of transport and the untitled Secretary of Xenophobia and Chauvinism, DHS Sec....

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