Motion to dismiss an action under Fed. R. Civ. P. 12(b)(2) for lack of personal jurisdiction, 12(b)(6) for a failure to state a claim, and, for good measure, 12(b)(3) for improper venue -- which, if you read the brief, you will see is not the usual venue argument at all (hint: the corporate plaintiff was formed the same day as the pleading was filed).

The lawsuit purports to be one for trademark infringement and the usual kitchen-sink nonsense along with it. This is just the tip of this iceberg...