This week’s episode started off with the warehouse crew winning the lottery and promptly resigning to pursue other dreams, including opening adult entertainment venues and creating “an energy drink for Asian homosexuals.” Darryl is less than thrilled for his former warehouse co-workers, given that he used to participate in the lottery before his promotion and the crew won using the numbers from his birthday. Darryl is too depressed to complete his task of hiring a replacement warehouse crew, which leads Andy to ask for volunteers to ship the day’s orders. With Dwight, Jim, Erin, and Kevin covering the warehouse, what could go wrong? One damaged wall, one mostly empty shipping truck, one lost customer, several injuries, and numerous greasy paper boxes later, Darryl and Andy both learn to have a greater appreciation for experienced warehouse crews.

While Dwight and the gang are inventing new ways to ruin - oops, I mean ship - paper orders, Darryl’s morose, negative attitude leaves Andy with the job of hiring a replacement warehouse crew. The only problem is that Andy has no idea what he is looking for in a new crew. Instead, he questions applicants about their acquisition of a Masters in Warehouse Sciences and whether they are distracted by bubble wrap. Wise employers will carefully review the job description prior to conducting interviews and ensure that the person interviewing the applicants understands what the position requires, especially if the initial interview is conducted by someone in a department other than the one in which the job opening is located.